Topic of the Day - 6/29/08

The President just called you, personally! What does he want? How do you go about it? (Assume a generic President, so we can avoid lolbush)

He wants to congratulate me on turning 18. He gives me a fake BARELY LEGAL - 18 XXX porn box with my face shooped onto it to give PG to prank him!

"Oh hi I installed WoW and rolled a hunter, can you teach me how to play because I hear you are famous on the intarwebs in that regard."

I like Bush he looks like he would be a cool dude to hang out with. I guess he'd want me to fight giant robots and godzillas with him. See? He's cool.

He's inviting me over to LARP Dragonball with him.

I tell him he's got the wrong number, but secretly know that he has not.

He wants to know what shoes go best with his red floral dress.

I, of course, tell him bright orange high-heels with a 5 inch heel.

Naturally.

He wants to know if my refridgerator is running.

I tell him that the one in the back isn't.


He tells me to go and catch the other one so they can be together again.