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PostSubject: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptyTue Jul 01, 2008 4:44 am

Well?

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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptyWed Jul 02, 2008 7:35 am

My vibrator was bought for me, by my then boyfriend, obviously.

About three Christmases ago (2005 I think), my housemates and I went out dressed as Santa girls (Ollie borrowed a Santa Claus suit from Laura B's mum). The only suitable outfit I could find was a rather short number from Ann Summers (a shop that sells sexy underwear, and slightly kinky stuff such as vibrators and blow-up dolls, nothing too seedy; I don't know if it exists in the U.S), and the only time I could get it was a week before the party, on a Saturday when I happened to be working a full day (I was at university at the time and was working weekends at Sports World, a sports shop). I went to get it during my hour's lunch, and had to take it back to work. All the other girls were all like: 'Oooh, what have you got from Ann Summers?' I tried to explain, but they wouldn't listen... Neutral

I spent the whole night either pulling the dress up so my boobs weren't popping out, or trying to cover my butt (I was sensible enough to wear full briefs and pantyhose). The photographs were plastered over our kitchen cabinet and fridge right until I moved out.
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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptyWed Jul 02, 2008 5:09 pm

I had to buy my vibrator myself, at Spencer's. xD

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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptyThu Jul 03, 2008 5:32 pm

When I was looking for a job I got bored started acting gay and picked up an application from Victoria’s Secret, there faces made me lol. Haven't bought anything embarrassing though.
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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptySat Jul 12, 2008 5:40 pm

Hmm, nothing embarrassing, but most definitely naughty.

High heels, whips, chains, cuffs, etc...

Anything black, leather/vinyl/metal, and it's been bought or wanted.
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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptySun Aug 17, 2008 8:18 am

It's not embarrassing or naughty, but I bought a box of condoms at the chemist (along with cotton buds and cotton wool) and the girl at the counter insisted in putting the lot in the smallest bag possible! Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought 216953

Still, I got a lot of smirks on the way home... Big Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptySun Aug 17, 2008 9:56 am

A strap-on Big Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptySun Aug 17, 2008 5:58 pm

I like how people get embarrased when buying condoms. I walk in tall and walk out proud; because I'm having sex in the near future.
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PostSubject: Re: Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought   Naughtiest/Most Embarassing Thing You've Bought EmptyTue Sep 23, 2008 9:18 am

I like the embarrassed looks I get from the old Wal-Mart employees when I ask about the elasticity of condoms and if they have anal lube.
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