i played halo with steve and baloki and steves pal

apparently halo thinks its acceptable to match up a colonel, an apprentice and two sergeants with a general, a brigadier and two colonels fuck halo.

also they changed narrows dude no more shotty

rockets where shotty was

bubble shield were rockets were

two extra battle rifles perched on the sides of the rocket (now bubble shield) block thing

i kinda like that shit

psychoticwalrus, are you gay?

yeah steve already did that

and all baloki did was talk about yiff no exaggeration

what the fuck why take the shottie off narrows? it was one of the only good weaopns on the fucking map god damn it bungie are such a bunch of massive faggots

extra BR's is handy though

tell steve i love him and miss him and want to nibble on his ear

tell baloki he is scrotum and i hope he loses his leg in a freak landmine accident

well theyre gone now dude i cant tell them shit

also theres another pair of stickies that spawn right at the front of the base which is nice i guess

actually i swear there was a shotty when we were playing it. i swear some dude had it. wonder where it spawns now. huh.

EDIT: oh maybe shotty snipers

Shotty gone confused me and Barry like fuck, but extra stickies was glorious, they swell my balls.

dan said i have a 52% stick success rate I think its bullshit but if dan says it then it must be true

you do man it is on that halocharts website go look for yourself nubfucker

also i played a game in whats it

july 4thz.

and it was one flag on standoff and i got two frenzies in that game because i am laser and battel rifel hero....

with three lasers i got 13 kills that's pretty damn tasty actually

nothing will top 5 kills with one laser shot though that was also what i would call bitchin

thats kinda like

GOD BITCHIN

lol

also baloki was doing better than steve and steve was using spikers

steve loves his god damn spikers because he is a madman

i bet baloki wants to fuck the elites

he loves SOLO spikers. He made a big deal about the times he dual wielded them.

FYI all the pros are still playing H:CE and here are 99 reasons why

1.

The pistol is fucking godly in CE

fyi

george j-

get xbox 360
get halo 3
play with me
cry because i am your new GOD.

God of a game without backpack reloads and weapon nading. That's like being one of those crappy Roman Domestic Gods with ultimate power over goose entrails or something.

[FYI]One of these days we are going to throw down at PES and you will be schooled.[/FYI]

get it and play with me george because i like you and we would have good times together

i thought youd say make beautiful music together

While I do not doubt that Dan has a voice that could (a)rouse a generation, I have a nagging suspiscion that he wants to make nerdcore or something, so I'm afraid I'll have to respectfully decline.

what the shit is nerdcore

cold storage is the fucking bomb dude

OK so trip-hop? Avant-jazz? CRUNK???

NO.

THE BOMB.

jesus georg (pronounced gay org) pay attention.