CAN I GET A LAYUP?

Am I to infer from this that the afterlife will be an eternity of snaking, blue shells and HI I'M DAISY? Because if it is I don't want to leave purgatory.

Every time I hear Americans say "Mario" as "Maario" I die a little. Maybe that's how the Italians say it too. Maybe I don't care. You sound like fags.

I don't understand how you say it. Mare-ee-o? If so, that makes you sound like an 84 year old woman who knows nothing of younger culture and who also says Poke-ee-man.

Marry-o

Xochitl wrote:

Marry-o

Yes.

Maw-ree-o is ugh.

Its Mar-E-Oh! Anything else means you are a communist who survived an abortion.

I dunno about the whole Mahr-ee-oh thing. Sometimes it is nice to be reminded that you are the best and that other people can't even speak properly. Like when people say Kay-ro or Ver-sayles and you make a mental note not to shake their hand in case you get bacon fat or motor oil or something on your suede driving gloves.

keith is gay

I'm getting like quad-teamed by britfags and nycfags and their gay accents. Sum1 prz come to my defenSe!

also, whenever he says "IT'S-A-ME, MARIO", he doesn't say "IT'S A ME, MARRY-O. TALLYHO CHAPS GIVE ME SOME SCONES AND BUTTSEX BECAUSE I'M BRITISH". No one cares about your phonetic "rules" (vowel between two consonants HURR HURR), if Mario says it like Mah-ree-o, it's Mah-ree-o.

I also suppose you pronounce Luigi with a hard g.

keith is gay, which is good cause I want his babies

yeah keiths pretty gay youre quite right huxl
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sigh

from me thats a compliment man I want your babies because i agree with what you say britfags can't speak tbh it's a constantl challenge to not sound english

Dolentrean wrote:

Its Mar-E-Oh! Anything else means you are a communist who survived an abortion.

Yes! Dude, Mario even SAYS "Mar-E-Oh" in mario 64. You're all retarded >:{

Mario doesn't get a say in it.

"No dear, it's pronounced bouquet"

The English have the final say in any pronounciation related dispute. It's in the UN Charter.

I just pronounce stuff however they pronounce it on Friends. It's my #1 English pronounciation source.