random survey 'cause I'm bored.

Is there anyone you cannot go a day without talking to?
No. I could go a day without talking to anyone. Unless it was on bad terms and I was worrying about them or something.

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
I try to.

What is the craziest color you've ever painted your nails?
Bright orange!



Do you know anyone who plays guitar?
My dad.

When did you wear a bathing suit last?
I'm not sure I've worn one this year yet.

How would others describe you?
It honestly depends on who you're talking to. Most people seem to dislike me but whatever, you can't please everyone. I'm just abrasive.

Can people really change?
No.

What song instantly puts you in a better mood?
Little Jackie - The World Should Revolve Around Me. Cause it reminds me of Miss New York, holla~

What card games do you know how to play?
I used to know how to play poker. And spit. And a lot of shit. You learn when you're in the hospital.



Ever played strip poker?
once lmfao. I guess I won cause I was still wearing all my clothes and everyone else was like naked. HAHA.

Do you have any relatives who squeeze your cheeks when they see you?
Yes.

Who gives the best hugs?
My daddy!

Do you know anyone with a beer gut?
OMG YES.

Do you remember the first time you got drunk?
lmfao yes, consequently with my PARENTS. not even meaning to.

What qualities do you look for in a friend?
loyal, honest, trustworthy, funny, educated.

If someone wants to gain your trust, how would they do that?
It's pretty much impossible.

If you're walking at night do you take the main roads or the side streets?
main roads.

Has anyone ever knocked on your window instead of your door?
no? Bob has once, I guess.

How much allowance do you think a 6 year old should get?
2 pennies ^_^

Do you know anyone who needs to get out more?
YES OMG. A lot of people who want to fight with me over the internet. They seriously need to.

Is there anyone who only calls you when they are drunk?
Nope!

If I looked in your wallet right now, what would I find?
NOTHING!

Do you think next year will be better?
I hope so.

Is there anything you are addicted to?
God's love. Oh, and orgasms.

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
Yep. Except he's in bed.

Who was the last person to call you?
Probably Bob.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Tea.

Are you scared of spiders?
YES.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes. But no, because I totally don't regret anything even though there's some things I wish I had done differently, I wouldn't want anything to change the way it is now.

What are your plans for this weekend?
Uh puking.

Have you ever gone swimming in a lake or river?
Yes.

Are you afraid of the dark?
Alone, yes!

Are you listening to music right now?
Our fucking speakers are broken!

Do you like Chinese food?
yes!

Do you know your father's birthday?
February 24th!

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I don't remember.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Not anymore! I'm done with that.

Do you have a best friend?
My boyfriend!



Do you flirt a lot?
I don't think so.

Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Oh yeah.

Who was the last person you really cried in front of?
My boyfriend. We live together, we experience everything together.

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
YES LMFAO.

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?
hmm. like fer realz or jr high love? cause all of my jr high boyfriends told me that but only three people thought they meant it. I know only one has.

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
YES OMG. I hate it.

Talk to your ex's?
Yes some of them.

Do you know someone with the first name Chris?
Probably.

Do you get along with girls?
NOT REALLY!

What color is your hair?
Brown.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
I dunno, being with Bobby?

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
Yep.


Do you know anyone named Andrew?
I dunno.

Are you waiting for anything?
Tomorrow~!

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
A LOT OF PEOPLE! I don't like them either.

Is there anyone you cannot go a day without talking to?Nope.

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?I try to, but I find it hard to maintain eye contact without getting starey and weird.

What is the craziest color you've ever painted your nails?Never painted my nails, so pass.

Do you know anyone who plays guitar?A bunch of people. I'm one of those white middle class people you've read about.

When did you wear a bathing suit last?Quite a while ago. Last summer seems likely, but it might be even further back than that.

How would others describe you?Depends who you ask, but odds are they'd say I'm a nice guy, but quiet.

Can people really change?Yes.

What song instantly puts you in a better mood?A number of songs could go here, but the one that cheered me up most recently is The Clash's Train In Vain, so I think I'll put that down.

What card games do you know how to play?All the standards (Blackjack, Rummy etc.) and their variations. Cheat, Hearts, Poker etc.

Ever played strip poker?No.

Do you have any relatives who squeeze your cheeks when they see you?No, but I still get too many kisses.

Who gives the best hugs?My duvet.

Do you know anyone with a beer gut?Uh-huh. It's kind of hard not to.

Do you remember the first time you got drunk?Yes. It was at a concert, and on the way home I had to walk down a hundred-step spiral staircase at Russell Square or somewhere. It was an adventure!

What qualities do you look for in a friend?In no particular order: shared interests, sense of humour, understanding, kind.

If someone wants to gain your trust, how would they do that?Not that much. I'm far too trusting.

If you're walking at night do you take the main roads or the side streets?
Main Roads.

Has anyone ever knocked on your window instead of your door?
I...don't think so?

How much allowance do you think a 6 year old should get?
Six is too young for an allowance, I think. Maybe I'm wrong about that, but I wouldn't expect a kid that age to be concerned with money yet.

Do you know anyone who needs to get out more?Yes, but I think a lot of people would say that about me, so I shouldn't be judging other people.

Is there anyone who only calls you when they are drunk?
Nope.

If I looked in your wallet right now, what would I find?
Twenty pounds in notes and coins; a couple of money cards and a few loyalty card things; my ID and a key.

Do you think next year will be better?
Probably not, but it won't necessarily be worse.

Is there anything you are addicted to?
No. I guess you could make a case for the internet, but while I'd definitely miss it if it were gone, I don't think I'm actually dependent on it.

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
Yes.

Who was the last person to call you?
Ali.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
J2O. Orange and Passion Fruit

Are you scared of spiders?
Yeah. Not as much as I used to be, but a big enough spider will make me panic.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes. I don't know exactly when I'd go back to, but if I could get away with it I'd love to go back and check out some other epochs.

What are your plans for this weekend?
Drinking games.

Have you ever gone swimming in a lake or river?
No. I'm not a big swimmer, and when I do it's always in a pool.

Are you afraid of the dark?
No.

Are you listening to music right now?
Yes. My left speaker is in the middle of a nervous breakdown and keeps flickering in and out, but meh.

Do you like Chinese food?
I don't eat it very often, but when I do it's a rare treat.

Do you know your father's birthday?
Of course. September 17th.

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?Cleaned my teeth, I think. I don't really remember.

Do you give out second chances too easily?No. It kind of helps that people don't do anything to need second chances from me to begin with, though.

Do you have a best friend?No, I have a close group that I feel an equally strong attachment to.

Do you flirt a lot?I'm probably about average.

Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?Not that I remember.

Who was the last person you really cried in front of?I think it's probably my mother. o_O

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Never.

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?Seriously? None. =(

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?None again. Apparently my relationships don't involve the emotion stuff.

Talk to your ex's?Nope.

Do you know someone with the first name Chris?A bunch of people.

Do you get along with girls?Ish.

What color is your hair?
Brown.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Either getting ready for bed or in bed.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
What? Of course. xD

Do you know anyone named Andrew?
My cousin, and probably a couple of others I'm forgetting.

Are you waiting for anything?
Football season, a bunch of concerts, and a lift.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Yes. There'll always be people who don't like you.

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How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?Seriously? None. =(

I love you George!!

Is there anyone you cannot go a day without talking to?
Yes, probably. My girlfriend won't let me though.

Do you look people in the eye when you talk to them?
Yes. Boobs are like eyes for the chest, right?

What is the craziest color you've ever painted your nails?
I once painted them a vibrant pink with sparkle glitter.

Do you know anyone who plays guitar?
One of my friends, my girlfriend's brother and father, and my great uncle used to.

When did you wear a bathing suit last?
About a month ago.

How would others describe you?
Probably in a long stream of obscenities ended by the phrase "faghole"

Can people really change?
Yes.

What song instantly puts you in a better mood?
"The Song That Ends The Earth" by Tycho "Six Mouths" Brahe

What card games do you know how to play?
I'm pretty good at a long list of card games.

Ever played strip poker?
Nope.

Do you have any relatives who squeeze your cheeks when they see you?
Nope.

Who gives the best hugs?
My hugs are fucking awesome.

Do you know anyone with a beer gut?
Yes.

Do you remember the first time you got drunk?
I've never really been drunk.

What qualities do you look for in a friend?
Depends on their gender. For guys, I look for intelligence and an ability to take a joke. For girls, I look for nice boobs, slutty outfits, and a capability of putting out when I need them to.

If someone wants to gain your trust, how would they do that?
It's pretty much impossible.

If you're walking at night do you take the main roads or the side streets?
Depends on which gets me where I'm going faster.

Has anyone ever knocked on your window instead of your door?
Nope.

How much allowance do you think a 6 year old should get?
I don't believe in allowance without good work. And six year olds are hardly capable of producing good work.

Do you know anyone who needs to get out more?
Yes.

Is there anyone who only calls you when they are drunk?
Nobody calls me.

If I looked in your wallet right now, what would I find?
A little bit of cash and some cards to various places.

Do you think next year will be better?
No, probably not.

Is there anything you are addicted to?
Nope.

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
Yes.

Who was the last person to call you?
Umm... probably my grandmother.

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water.

Are you scared of spiders?
No, they are harmless unless threatened.

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Yes. But no, because I totally don't regret anything even though there's some things I wish I had done differently, I wouldn't want anything to change the way it is now.

What are your plans for this weekend?
Nothing. I may go see a movie or something.

Have you ever gone swimming in a lake or river?
Yes.

Are you afraid of the dark?
No, not really.

Are you listening to music right now?
No, I have a headache.

Do you like Chinese food?
Chicken lo-mien prz.

Do you know your father's birthday?
Nope. He doesn't deserve it.

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
I played some WoW.

Do you give out second chances too easily?
Nope.

Do you have a best friend?
No, they are both pretty horrible.

Do you flirt a lot?
I probably flirt with every girl that talks to me.

Have you ever had a dream about people you love dying?
Yes.

Who was the last person you really cried in front of?
I can't remember the last time I actually cried.

Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
No.

How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you they love you?
Of the three girlfriend's that I have had, all of them have told me that they loved me with all of their heart. Then the first two told me they hated my guts and wished I were dead.

Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Hahaha yes. Bitch shouldn't have told me she wanted me dead.

Talk to your ex's?
Nope.

Do you know someone with the first name Chris?
Yeah. He's a black guy who wants to be white and speaks Russian fluently.

Do you get along with girls?
If they are mature enough to not be completely fuck stupid. So no, not really.

What color is your hair?
Light brown.

What were you doing at midnight last night?
Helping my girlfriend study for her final test in some class she was taking over summer breka.

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
I have lasted well over a year and a half without the desire to cheat.

Do you know anyone named Andrew?
Yes.

Are you waiting for anything?
Nope.

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
Oh yes. I am easy to hate.