Toys & 0bjects

What toys & objects have you used/have had used on you in the bedroom?

D:< Again, you make the topic without exposing your dirty secrets first!

Mmmm... Since going down the list of whips, chains, leashes, ropes, bleeding candles, collars, etc I may or may not own - I'll admit to using a drumstick wrapped in a 'her pleasure' condom once long, long ago.

Just recently my best friend and I were internet gossiping and looking at fancy vibrating dildos... There was one with hearts all over it. It was super cute but it was like $180 American. Sadface. ;_;

Subtopic - Why are toys so dang expensive? T_T

Hux will be envious of your sex toys when he sees that list.

I have a boring list, I only own a weak cheap vibrator I bought from Spencer's. As for objects, I've used ice and the cap of a nail polish container. Kind of boring, since I live at home and don't have good places to hide naughties.

You don't need an expensive vibrator. Buy Mr. Wand. I've heard from friends that it's the best you can ever have.

Mr. Wand~

Aaah! I've seen Mr. Wand in a Japanese porno a few days ago!! Ahahahaha! xDDDDDDD

Everytime I read a review for Mr. Wand, I melt in envy.

I knooooooooow, right?! Urrrgh.

Speaking of Japanese kinkiness - they have massage palors that believe in happy endings there. D:< Not that I'd want to go to a massage parlor for happy ending but still.... THE OPTION IS NICE!

I read about a place in Japan where you pay like, $1,000 to be cleaned by beautiful ladies there, and then they jerk off after, because technically it's legal or something if it was after you cleaned them? xD

Oh, and a Hello Kitty S&M hotel.

Hahaha! I don't know about Hello Kitty S&M but I do know their Love Hotels are pretty awesome! I know its kinda creepy going knowing what other people have done in the room you stay in but you'll have that in ANY hotel. The themed rooms look so cool!

Yeah, I feel weird thinking about renting the hotel with Hux this September and wondering who will be in the room afterwards. xD

Omg omg omg! Off topic sharing!

The first time I saw Myles, we got a hotel for a night and even drove like thirty minutes away from his house to get there. When we finally got there we were both so shy-ish. We went out to dinner then came back with all these intentions to shower together and 'get it on' or something. Well, we turned on the TV giggling about if they had porn or not on the TV and we ended up watching a movie and falling asleep early....

-facepalm- Way to use the love hotel room! Fail for us!

Do I win yet?

I lol'd

I want a sex swing.

Rye wrote:

Yeah, I feel weird thinking about renting the hotel with Hux this September and wondering who will be in the room afterwards. xD

Someone who the room will find epically boring.

I just hope a hot young horny Spanish maid walks in on us!

I like how he just linked it to the most recent LICD and now it's wrong! =D

That confused the shit out of me.

I saw it yesterday when it was right, and I was still confused as buggery when I just saw it now.

Also, vacuum cleaner

Eric and I don't really have TOYS besides his handcuffs and stuff, but we have lots of lotions and liquid stuffs! 8D

KY JELLY

Misfit wrote:

Eric and I don't really have TOYS besides his handcuffs and stuff, but we have lots of lotions and liquid stuffs! 8D

You don't need to when you use tampons as butt plugs!

A vibrator and a dildo that he made out of fiberglass, then painted it a pretty light green color He made it the same length and size as he is, and boy oh boy~ He has a toy himself...one of those fake vajayjay thingies. He ripped it on accident xD

I don't own a vibrator or a dildo. I was never really 'into' sex, until I became sexually active so I never needed one. I should really get around to buying one, or something~

Jess wrote:

I don't own a vibrator or a dildo. I was never really 'into' sex, until I became sexually active so I never needed one. I should really get around to buying one, or something~

Vibrators are TOTALLY amazing <3 I totally suggest a G-spot one. Those are just...so perfect <3

~*~Celes~*~ wrote:

A vibrator and a dildo that he made out of fiberglass, then painted it a pretty light green color He made it the same length and size as he is, and boy oh boy~ He has a toy himself...one of those fake vajayjay thingies. He ripped it on accident xD

lol wut, your boyfriend makes vibrators? That's a pretty interesting skill!

Vibrators are nice. Mine isn't the best though, since it is pretty cheap. It's good, but I still prefer my hands at times.

~*~Celes~*~ wrote:

A vibrator and a dildo that he made out of fiberglass, then painted it a pretty light green color He made it the same length and size as he is, and boy oh boy~ He has a toy himself...one of those fake vajayjay thingies. He ripped it on accident xD

I shall never understand the man whose hands don't suffice.

Xochitl wrote:

~*~Celes~*~ wrote:

A vibrator and a dildo that he made out of fiberglass, then painted it a pretty light green color He made it the same length and size as he is, and boy oh boy~ He has a toy himself...one of those fake vajayjay thingies. He ripped it on accident xD

I shall never understand the man whose hands don't suffice.

I'll use Mr. Wand on you.

he only has one of those toys because he just wanted to see what it would be like. He rarely uses it xD

I'm one of those people who really struggle to get off without another person, though. I guess a 'toy' would help, but I don't know and I really wouldn't want to waste the money on it if it was going to be useless to me.

Truth be told...I don't enjoy masturbating alone near as much as when he's doing it too. In fact, I don't really do it alone much at all. We do it pretty frequently together...Pretty much every other day. Sometimes 3 times in one day But when I do it alone, I just think of him...how it felt when we actually got to do it together, and tadaa! It feels great~

Notice I said "man". I am aware that women are failures at self-abuse, which is why you were not included in that judgement.

Even when I've been with a woman I've found time for my trusty right hand. It is part of life.

Oh Dan, I just can't live like this any longer! I can't live in this charade! I want YOU to be my toy! I want to know what your right hand feels like!

You can play with me any time sweetcheeks

I need to use ice again sometime.

Sometimes masturbation goes in a very strange direction when you have a ridiculously overactive imagination... You start out fapping and end up practicing jujitsu.

The world is a strange place.

Scratch J wrote:

Even when I've been with a woman I've found time for my trusty right hand. It is part of life.

I cba to jerk off when I'm getting some everyday :p

I can.

TOUCHING YOURSELF IS GROSS. ;__;

I like when Bert touches me.

I 'unno. Even when you're in a relationship with the BEST SEX EVER its still a good idea to take some time to masturbate. Its healthy for your mind and soul and stuff.

Eh, I never had any luck with just my hands alone until I had phone sex with Myles when we first started talking. I 'unno, its just easier with a toy.

I don't have any toys. A couple of friends and I were talking about toys once, and one of them mentioned turning the vibration on in FFVIII and summoning a GF. I should test that out when I get Eden on my next playthrough xD

I remember playing Super Smash Brothers Melee and using it for sex. I did this by having two players, one with a fir flower, fight the other. I taped the A button down while my player was stuck against a wall.

My did that controller vibrate!

I need to buy a rabbit vibrator, they look so fun.

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I remember playing Super Smash Brothers Melee and using it for sex. I did this by having two players, one with a fir flower, fight the other. I taped the A button down while my player was stuck against a wall.

My did that controller vibrate!

That's incredible. xD