The Unpleasant Porn Discussion Thread

What's the grossest thing you've witnessed in a porno/hentai? I have a pretty bad one, try to top it!

For me, it was a hentai about a nurse, that had a random enema scene. After it, she was trying to find the bathroom, and she ended up shitting herself on the floor. It was absolutely rancid. I nearly turned it off, but then after that first scene, it was good and normal. I just dunno why they included that. D:

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS IS NOT AN IMAGE THREAD.

2 Girls 1 Cup. And I wouldn't even consider that porn, exactly.

Most of the porn/hentai I've watched have been pleasant, thankfully. xD

back in the days when kazaa was a haven for porn, i downloaded something that was branded as "Japanese Lesbians" so you know, I was all "yes please"

it started off great, they were randomly making out and shit and then one of them got into a bath which looked like it had good potential. but then the other one just stood next to the bath instead of getting in so now I was thinking "what is this shit"

the one in the bath then positioned herself with her arms behind her for support and leaned her head back and opened her mouth right as the other girl retched and vomited a load of crap into her mouth. now I was frozen in horror and shock at the grotesque thing I had just seen and then as I snapped out of it and turned it off all I saw was the girl in the bath fishing bits of puke out to eat them.

easily the worst thing I have ever seen

Oh my god Dan. *hugs*

Scratch J wrote:

back in the days when kazaa was a haven for porn, i downloaded something that was branded as "Japanese Lesbians" so you know, I was all "yes please"

it started off great, they were randomly making out and shit and then one of them got into a bath which looked like it had good potential. but then the other one just stood next to the bath instead of getting in so now I was thinking "what is this shit"

the one in the bath then positioned herself with her arms behind her for support and leaned her head back and opened her mouth right as the other girl retched and vomited a load of crap into her mouth. now I was frozen in horror and shock at the grotesque thing I had just seen and then as I snapped out of it and turned it off all I saw was the girl in the bath fishing bits of puke out to eat them.

easily the worst thing I have ever seen

AhahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHA that's VILE. xDDD You win, man.

Ahahahahahaha that's fucking legendary.

Yeah I saw the hentai Rye mentions once and it was pretty grim, but hahaha vomit, I loev it.

swap.avi

Basically a Brazilian company offered custom scat videos for money, so Something Awful forums members decided they wanted one and pooled together their money and wrote a script. Basically what they got were four Brazilian girls dressed as schoolgirls. That's not so bad.

But then they had them pushing their arseholes together and shitting into each others arses, then eating their own shit out of the other girls arses, then vomiting that shit they just ate into another girls arse, then the other girl shat out the vomit and her own shit into another girls arse who got it licked out by the other girls.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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............. link plz.

I agree. I want to see this

As a followup, the guy who made the thread and wrote the script was goaded into taking a picture with COMEDY GOLD written in shit on his chest.

yeah I have seen that as well. well, bits of it. it is pretty bad

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Oh also

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/horrible-saga-swapavi.php?page=4

this has screenshots and a funny description! If you really want to see it just google swap.avi I guess.

i bet it was nutella on his chest

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rye is aroused tbh

Scratch J wrote:

i bet it was nutella on his chest

Scratch J wrote:

rye is aroused tbh

probably to both

I've never felt so horrified in my life

The teacher has a finger up her butt. They seem very excited about this.15:33

The girls are taking turns on the teacher's butthole with fingers and tongues. I don't feel sick yet, although I feel a general malaise.21:18

One of the girl's fingers is caked in feces. She is licking it off with feigned joy. Her acne reminds me of the texture of an oil painting.21:47

Rye wrote:

AhahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHA that's VILE. xDDD You win, man.

So Jess....who wins now?

*cries*

that cockroach porn from japan is also fairly vile, especially when the chick starts blending them up, drinks them and then pukes it up into the dude who is dressed like a babies nappy

I looked at the screenshots.

Did you guys see that thing on 4chan where that girl asked what to do with her roomate's rat and she set it on fire and then smushed the goo onto her tits?

EDIT: NO

(yes this has mushed rat don't click it it upsets you)

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*cries*

No more, no more.

I'm not entirely sure that animal cruelty is something we should be having here, tbh.

what the hell sort of freak thing is that to do

Such is 4chan.

only reinforces our belief that 4chan is actually the biggest collection of failures on the planet and anyone who endorses it fails on the highest level

Well most of them jerk it to fucking child porn anyway. God knows a fair chunk of EoFF does.

yeah 2chan 4lief

Psychotic wrote:

Well most of them jerk it to fucking child porn anyway. God knows a fair chunk of EoFF does.

Ahahhahahaha. You don't even know the half of it. xD

I'm pretty sure the Mr. Snowman and girl emoticons from EoFF come from some Japanese hentai comic thing where a little girl gets fucked by a snowman.

Also yeah it's pretty obvious Momiji is into that shit.

EDIT: Actually they'd probably be on my balls if I told you that.

Rye wrote:

Psychotic wrote:

Well most of them jerk it to fucking child porn anyway. God knows a fair chunk of EoFF does.

Ahahhahahaha. You don't even know the half of it. xD

tell us, Rye!

Psychotic wrote:

I'm pretty sure the Mr. Snowman and girl emoticons from EoFF come from some Japanese hentai comic thing where a little girl gets fucked by a snowman.

Also yeah it's pretty obvious Momiji is into that shit.

Yeah, someone told me about it! It comes to life and gets her!

And I guess it was expected. Was it like, fer srs child porn?

It was the snowman thing. That's how I know what it is.

Also "someone" = paedo fyi.

Kishi?

kishi likes attempting to buttrape passed out drunk girls

Psychotic wrote:

I'm pretty sure the Mr. Snowman and girl emoticons from EoFF come from some Japanese hentai comic thing where a little girl gets fucked by a snowman.

Also yeah it's pretty obvious Momiji is into that shit.

I like lolis, but preferably with their clothes on.

Just because I've seen the Snowgirl manga is an absolute coincidence. Jeremy individually posted each page in an AIM conversation once.

Fucking newfags.

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2 Girls 1 Cup. Neutral And I wouldn't even consider that porn, exactly.

2 Girls 1 Cup is fake. Not real. Hoax.

I don't watch shit porn with throwup because I'm not a retard.

Really that's some good shoopin' there then

Isn't it though?

Scat is the only thing that bothers me.