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Big Shug Proud Sunflower
Number of posts : 210 Age : 35 Custom tit : we are the same strange animal Location : vermont Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:04 am | |
| I have cancer. It's a gigantic tumor in my left testicle. They have to amputate the entire thing because it spread to the penis and the other ball. So I'm going to become a woman too. | |
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Czanthwhore Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 144 Age : 35 Custom tit : A Sexy Revolution! Location : Um Registration date : 2008-06-20
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:00 am | |
| I am not the person that I pretend to be online. The real me is a forty-eight year old single mother of four from Oregon. I work the register at a gas station and make extra cash on the side by fashioning anthropomorphic elephant figurines out of clay and selling them by mail order. The other day I saw my reflection in the coffee-stained mirror on my dresser and did not recognise it, so I threw the mirror out of the window and vowed never to look into another one again. I am writing this message on a laptop that my brother stole from his work five years ago, and for those five years I have spent more time on the internet than I have in the "real" world. I have even fallen in love with a customs agent who lives over in Washington state. Steve seems like a really nice guy, and I believe he loves me as much as he says he does, but I am afraid that if he ever met the real me he would be disappointed and lose interest. Plus a part of me thinks that I only have feelings for him because he reminds me of my first husband, and it's all I can do not to stab him with a breadknife every tiime he comes over to see the kids. Speaking of the kids, my youngest is screaming her head off right now. I don't know what she wants. I never know what she wants. Maybe I'll go out for a while and she'll have gone to sleep by the time I get back. | |
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Psychotic Sexysaurus Mod
Number of posts : 257 Age : 36 Custom tit : A big pit of lord knows what. Registration date : 2008-06-20
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:42 am | |
| Sometimes I like to look at photos of cats. | |
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Rye Sexysaurus Admins
Number of posts : 517 Age : 33 Custom tit : Rye loves Grindledore Location : Noo Yoik Registration date : 2008-06-19
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:51 am | |
| I like crusty y-front MMMMMMBRRRRRRRRRRRR | |
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Quin Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 40 Age : 33 Custom tit : Harle = You're an ass. =( Location : Oh resha can you not see? That we live in a land of misery. People suffering left and right. It just isn't right. But one of the worst lives is mine. I suffer daily and every time. I cry for freedom I cry for help. Yet my calls are not answered. But you Resha you are my light. So shine on my life and let me fight. And we shall go to lands unknown. Hand in hand with a lovers bond. Do you wish this or do you not? Do you want to save me? If you do then take my hand. And my misery shall be banned. So come Resha do you accept me? As your soul mate to make life an ease. Or shall you banish my heart to misery. Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:57 am | |
| Not true, Jess. I'm not really Canadian. And, though I act otherwise, I really despise Psy. | |
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Big Shug Proud Sunflower
Number of posts : 210 Age : 35 Custom tit : we are the same strange animal Location : vermont Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:41 am | |
| - Czanthwhore wrote:
- I am not the person that I pretend to be online. The real me is a forty-eight year old single mother of four from Oregon. I work the register at a gas station and make extra cash on the side by fashioning anthropomorphic elephant figurines out of clay and selling them by mail order. The other day I saw my reflection in the coffee-stained mirror on my dresser and did not recognise it, so I threw the mirror out of the window and vowed never to look into another one again. I am writing this message on a laptop that my brother stole from his work five years ago, and for those five years I have spent more time on the internet than I have in the "real" world. I have even fallen in love with a customs agent who lives over in Washington state. Steve seems like a really nice guy, and I believe he loves me as much as he says he does, but I am afraid that if he ever met the real me he would be disappointed and lose interest. Plus a part of me thinks that I only have feelings for him because he reminds me of my first husband, and it's all I can do not to stab him with a breadknife every tiime he comes over to see the kids. Speaking of the kids, my youngest is screaming her head off right now. I don't know what she wants. I never know what she wants. Maybe I'll go out for a while and she'll have gone to sleep by the time I get back.
I don't know why this made me feel nostalgic. Maybe I have some serial killer tendencies. | |
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Jessweeee Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 50 Age : 32 Custom tit : I wambo. You wambo. He/She wamboes. Location : Texass Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:25 pm | |
| My name is actually Jesse and not Jessica. I eat bebez and kittens for brunch. | |
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Shukudai Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 16 Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:32 pm | |
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Dolentrean Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 60 Age : 35 Custom tit : Pretty Cool Location : Here and There Registration date : 2008-06-21
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:51 pm | |
| I don't have a power ranger poster framed and hanging in my room. | |
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Bunny Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 189 Custom tit : Whorrifying Location : Wunderlande Registration date : 2008-06-22
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:30 pm | |
| I consider every single one of you to be wonderful people. | |
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Christfuck Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 59 Age : 36 Custom tit : Eight-limbed Knot Location : Routes 12 & 16 Registration date : 2008-07-12
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:40 pm | |
| I love people and enjoy pink | |
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BERT Blossoming Seedling
Number of posts : 59 Age : 38 Custom tit : Oh baby Location : VERMONTS Registration date : 2008-06-23
| Subject: Re: Confessions that are not true. Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:47 am | |
| I wish I was as sexy as bunny! | |
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