Deepest, darkest sexual secrets

What are some of your deepest, darkest sexual secrets you don't tell ANYONE? (be prepared to learn a LOT about me that you don't know.)

1. I got my first experience in oral when I was 11. He was 16, my big brother's best friend. Now, he's engaged and his fiancee resembles me quite a bit. Kind of creepy.

2. I first became interested in sex when I was 4. It was more of a "I want to see what you have and I want to touch it" thing, so maybe it was just curiosity. I dunno.

3.I would never date a girl, but I wouldn't mind a threesome with me, my boyfriend, and another girl. I'd give her oral and let her do oral on me and stuff, but I'd never date a girl, and I'd never be with a girl unless Alan was in on it too. Foursomes are WAY better sounding though.

4. I do watch girlxgirl, but it's only because girlxguy usually revolves around the guy getting all the pleasure. I like to see girls get satisfied, too. I could just be looking in the wrong place, but...*shrugs*

5. I used to mess around with other girls a lot when I was younger (like, 8 and 9, when I first went through puberty).

6. So far, doggy and missionary are my favorite positions <3 Not really a secret, but meh.

7. I totally fantasize about getting it on in a public bathroom, in the forest, over his desk at his workplace, in his car (impossible because his car is so small...stupid European cars ;-; ), in a pool/hot tub/jacuzzi, in a closet somewhere public, out in the backyard at night, in front of a mirror (which we can do in my bedroom at his house, because my wardrobe mirrors are right next to my bed and they're full-length mirrors), on a beach...basically, places where we could be in danger of being discovered are a big turn on :3

How about you guys? :3 Will probably post more later~

None of these are really secrets, but more stuff most people don't know:.
1. I'm not a fan of recieving oral sex. I actually enjoy giving it, but its been a long time since I recieved it because I always flat out refuse, but I guess the only way to enjoy it is to accept it. also not a fan of getting myself off 'cause no other person involved. . xD
2. anything to do with anal = a hell no from me. No thank you.
3. Missionary is probably my favourite position, but there are a few others I really like, like reverse cowgirl. yeeehaw?
4. I love shower sex or sex on a chair.
5. I like the whole idea of sex in places where you could get caught. If I ever DID get caught I'd probably die, but y'know excitement and all that. Fun.

Yeah, that's all you''re getting from me.

Oooh, shower sex was another thing I wanted to try, and sex on a chair~

We attempted reverse cowgirl but we were both really nervous and so we were really awkward...but it was still amazing <3

Also, anal = good for me =]

1) I got my first experience in oral when I was 10. He was 28, my father. Now, he's dead, which is damned good evidence for karma.

2) The only things completely off the table for me are things which involve bodilfy fluids. Blood and sex fluids are fine, sweat is a little unpleasant but not repulsive. Otherwise I'll go for it. Scars, branding, torture, removing body parts, whatev, I'll go for it.

I think that probably covers everything!

well, he got what was coming to him.

My biggest sexual fantasy involves a virgin. It must be a virgin. I want her first time to be completely unforgettable. I want her completely broken; sexually, mentally and physically. I want her scarred for the rest of her entire life because of what I have done. Anything you can think about that you would not want done to you, I want to do to someone (Unless you're Huxley, then whatever you want done, blah blah).

There are two things preventing this from happening. The first one is my girlfriend, who is not a proper candidate and the second one is the law. Fucking law.

Also, I'm pretty sure this thread made me throw up.

Oral is the only good thing about sex. Receiving anyway.

1) I was a virgin until I was 22. No, straight up. I properly lost my virginity on the sofa in my old house, to some arsehole. Then again I don't regret it.

2) Conversely, I have also done it with a virgin. That was a weird one.

3) I cheated on my ex with his friend, who worked with him. As a result, I was a bit off with this friend for a long while, and professed to hate him. Once he got a girlfriend of his own, though, I began to feel more comfortable around him; now we're on good terms I've kinda lost touch with him since I moved away, though, but there's NO way I would ever do it again (cheating, that is.)

4) I like to be dominated!

5) I have done it up the wrong'un. I was very drunk (and therefore relaxed), and he was (how to put it...?) quite small. There, I said it.

6) I have pretty wild fantasies about one of my co-workers. I imagine us getting it on in the bathroom at work. It'll never happen though.

It could, you never know ^^

spent $150 on morning after pills cuz we thought the condom kept breaking

turned out it was girl juices the whole time

Oooooooh, things we learn about Christmas

ITT: Rye just figures out that Shukudai is Manus.

I don't have any major dark sexual secrets. I'm pretty open about what I like. But one secret is that I usually can't get off on the thought of regular sex, basically, or at least I have trouble. It has to be something kinky, usually involving being forced into it by terrible men and women.

Hey, that's just like me!

I like consensual sexual intercourse in the missionary position.

newfag

ooh bunny turns me on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I left the procreation bit out because I don't wanna procreate now.

Shithead. <3

Is there anything no one doesn't already know about my sexual fantasies and the like at this point and time?