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PostSubject: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 8:11 am

In this thread, we shall discuss pets! Discuss anything about pets that you wish to; pets you have, pets you used to have, pets you want to have, anything!

My mom is a crazy cat lady. In my life I have always lived in a house that contains kitties. Currently, we have four.

Teeko is the eldest cat! He has kitty arthritis though, so he doesn't get about as much as he used to, but the painkillers have helped him quite a lot.

Sugi is next! He's a big fat black shouty half-Siamese pedokitty! He's pretty awesome. He's a pterodactyl, so he has an extra toe! Also, one of his claws doesn't retract right, because of an accident he had when he was a catten. We thought he was going to lose his paw entirely, but nope, they saved it!

Then comes Jinx. He is the victim of Sugi's pedaresty. I'm going to go ahead and blame the victim though, because if he wasn't such an abject coward, he might be able to fight Sugi off or escape from him, but Jinx's survival reactions are all weird. Instead of running or hissing or making himself bigger, he meows and hunkers down. Which works EXCELLENTLY when Humans are around to find him too cute not to help, but less so when we're not. He's four, but he's got very kittenish features, with a long silly tail, and big ears, and big manga eyes.

Finally, Murphy! He's another fatty, because he was a stray from birth, so he grew up relatively rough. Mommy and Dan found him when they went to Northern Ireland to see Granny, and they found him. He's very clever. They had him kept indoors so they could transport him here, and he undid the latch on the window and escaped! But yeah, because of his childhood, he eats basically all the food he gets, because he was so used to not knowing when the next meal would arrive. He's cool. Super laid back, even more than Teeko, who has had secret agent training and is basically not scared of anything.

These are my four current kitty cats! Discuss your own pets!

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 6:43 pm

I have two adorable cats!~
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 6:48 pm

I have a Bullseye! He is a Staffordshire Bullterrier x Blue Staff. He's taller than most Staffs, and is less stocky - and he still has a big puppy face <3 He's nearly 2! He is white, with a brindle spot over one eye, and a brindle big spot on his back. I could eat him all up! except not because I don't want to eat doggy! He is a headcase. He loves people and get excited for like half an hour if somebody comes to our house. He likes to run up and down repeatedly, run into doors/walls and he DANCES. <3333

when we move to Newcastle, if we have a big garden we're going to get him a brother. oh gosh. Jess!
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 7:01 pm

Fuzakeru wrote:
I have two adorable cats!~

Insufficient data. Elaborate on your cats.

Jess: Bullseye sounds like an awesome dog!

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 7:13 pm

Wee beasties Bullypantsxw9

Here is a picture of Bullypants for your enjoyment! No, Paul. He is not ugly. :'(
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 7:20 pm

Ask him why he is ugly. Very Happy

There is a guinea pig living in this house and its name is Cracker. Today it kicked my brother in the face and I was amused. It is a good pig.
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 7:28 pm

Psychotic wrote:
Ask him why he is ugly. Very Happy
He is BEAUTIFUL!
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyFri Jun 20, 2008 7:33 pm

I can have no pets 'cause I live in a rented house and it is annoying. I want some cats damn it.

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptySat Jun 21, 2008 1:59 pm

I have a parrot. I used to have a fish, but it died. ;;

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptySun Jun 22, 2008 11:01 pm

I work at PetsMart. *wins thread*

*cough*

I have two guinea pigs named Reno and Vincent. Guess which is which:

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 2:32 am

I used to have a dog, but unfortunately he died about two years ago. My parents (my mom in particular) have been talking about getting a dog again, though, which would be very exciting. I adore animals, and dogs in particular!
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 3:40 am

I want a cat. That is all.
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 3:41 am

I have a dog named Winston. I would post a picture of him if I had any. He is a shetland sheepdog, tricolor. I love him so.
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 6:16 am

We have a cat who does nothing but sleep all day. We also have a three year old dog that has epilepsy.
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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 6:35 am

Pike wrote:
I work at PetsMart. *wins thread*

*Pins a medal on you* Very Happy

I'd like, shave your guinea pigs if they woke me up as early as yours wake you xDD

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 8:38 am

I want a guinea pig so badly. One of those white, brown, and black ones. They're just the cutest. Kao's Crazy in Love!

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PostSubject: Re: Wee beasties   Wee beasties EmptyMon Jun 23, 2008 8:51 am

I have three cats.

The first one is Georgie. When we first got him, we thought he was a girl. The previous owners told us he was a girl and we went on like he was. About 3 months later, we found out he was actually a boy. He is a complete narcissist and spends the majority of the day cleaning himself. When you begin to pet him, you must continue to pet him until he is happy with the amount of petting that has taken place. If, at any time, you stop petting him and he is not finished with you, he will bite you very hard. He is afraid of pillows. I am told he is orange.

The second one is Missy. Missy is a bitch. She is also a very sickly cat. I cannot begin to list all of the things wrong with her, but they include incontinence and an inability to properly poop. She also has diabetes. She is fairly tame nowadays because she probably doesn't really care anymore and wants to die, I don't blame her. Before she feel victim to every known disease conceived by mankind, she would attack anyone that got within 3 feet of her and yell at anyone who got within 6 feet of her. She is declawed, black, and a horrid bitch.

The third and last of our bunch of problem children is Monty, which is short for either Montezuma or Montgomery depending on my mood and level of idiocy that day. Monty is the youngest of our three and probably the one most people fall in love with. He is a prize cat and a pure breed wonder, once used in shows to win prizes for people that are scary. Unfortunately for Monty, he developed a bit of a problem that would end his career in the modeling field: He became deaf. This, apparently, was a problem for the previous owners, who dumped him on the street and left him for dead. We met him while my grandmother was driving to work on early morning a few years ago and almost hit him. She stopped just in the nick of time and set him on the side of the road out of harms way. However, Monty was not interested in sidewalks, no, he had a bigger interest: Cars. Before my grandmother had even returned to the car, there was Monty, rummaging around in her van. We have owned him ever since. He is fluffy and very loud, due to an inability to hear himself. Many people have threatened to kidnap him because of his intense adorability. He is white and has trouble pooping.

We had a fourth cat but she died recently of old age. Her name was Greta and she was afraid of anything that moved.
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